Mr. P is in over his head trying to run a hotel. He's always yelling at his employees to work faster, as if they could understand his gibberish!
Handle With Care
Every x seconds, the explosion damage of Mr. P's next overstuffed suitcase is increased by x%.
Revolving Door
All robo-porters from the home base now have x% more health and x% higher damage.
Service Bell
Mr. P buffs his current porter by increasing its damage by x and health by x.
Porter Reinforcements
The next attack will spawn a weak porter where the attack lands.